Tiny Hand

JORGE PUT HIS HANDS ON MY FACE I’M GOING TO SLAP HIM

okay so lily allen’s new song, sheezus, wasn’t played on the radio because it has a verse about periods… SERIOUSLY IT’S NOT LIKE PERIODS ARE A BIG FREAKING SECRET IT’S HELLA LESS OBSCENE TO TALK ABOUT PERIODS THAN YOUR NASTY NEED FOR THE BOOTY AND PUSSY OKAY

kate middleton is seriously one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen

corgiaddict:

"It’s hard work being this adorable."

-Penelope Lane, “Penny”

humansofnewyork:

"If you could give one piece of advice to other kids, what would it be?"
"God is real and he can do miracles."

because-thats-what-people-do:

thesonicscrew:

did he fucking decapitate someone?

he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm in that arm

nuttedsohard:

i feel so bad for everyone that can’t handle spicy food

casneedsdean:

accidentallyfuckedurdad:

I C O N I C

hoooooly fucking shit

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

unconvenience:

plot twist: your crush likes you too